Joey Still Feeling Blue: More Risqué Jokes & Anecdotes

Joey says…

 

"If you’ve got this far we’ll have one thing in common: smutty, ribald humour, and might I modestly add, an appreciation of my first collection of filth, Joey Blue! Again, some of these jokes you may already know, perhaps in other versions. Some are dirty, some filthy and perverse—some are downright silly. Some you might get away with repeating to your partner’s fussy mother, one or two might make you blanch. I’ve adapted some of the jokes and “stories” in this collection to adhere to all-important political correctness: no homophobia, racism, or mocking the afflicted. Of course, if you happen to be a hillbilly or a member of the clergy or a religious institution, or if you’re a working girl, or an elderly lady with a younger, priapic lover, then this might not be the one for you. I haven’t divided the collection into categories. This I find boring! Neither have I restricted my choices to the wonderful world of being gay. Straight and bisexual people like to laugh and be laughed at as much as we do—all in the best possible taste, of course. I might also add that any resemblance between the phenomenally-endowed Tarzan, the young but naïve musician Jeremy, 86-year old nymphomaniac Evie, Mavis and Jim, the argumentative Maurice and Mildred, and the various hillbilly, priest and nun characters featured here is very definitely not coincidental. Neither is my intention to titillate—just hopefully to make you titter. If you’re looking for unadulterated eroticism and the splashy-grunty stuff, then you’ll have to grab a copy of All About Yves, or one of its stablemates!"

So, here goes…

WARNING: Contains adult content of a sexual nature.